Sunday, July 31, 2011

Lay: My Weight

Lay is finally in the building people! I know the crew of L7M introduced me a while back as their TweetMan and were nice enough to give me my own section. Much thanks (L7M), i know these are just two small words, but CAPSLOCK them in your mind.

I know what you were thinking after you read there introduction! Is he beautifull? YES, but there is one problem. I got fat. Well not fat fat, but the statement that i'm a bit lazy is true and Lazy & Age don't mix well. Hey you can't blame me, i'm repping my nickname. People gave it to me and i'm going to honor it (to some degree).

Ok now that we got out of the way that i'm a beautifull person (and fat) i can notify you all what my first theme will be: My Weight!

Thursday, July 28, 2011

My F1 Top 5: Angry Moments

So when the adrenaline is flowing people can do crazy things and F1 drivers are no exception. We here at L7M selected the following clips to be featured in our (My F1) top 5 angry moments:


5. Nelson Piquet vs Salazar, Germany 1982: 'he’s absolutely furious'

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

F1: Honoring the back of the grid, Mazzacane

    Gastón Hugo Mazzacane
 
First race: 2000 Australian Grand Prix
Last race: 2001 San Marino Grand Prix
Grand Prix starts: 21
Best grid position: 19th 2001 Malaysian Grand Prix
Best race finish: 8th 2000 European Grand Prix

Gastón Hugo Mazzacane (born May 8 1975 in La Plata, Argentina) started karting at the age of fourteen and took part in different karting championship from 1989 until 1991. During this 3 year period he managed to win the 125cc Metropolitan karting championship.

In 1992 Gastón decided to compete in the Argentine Datsun Touring series, but quickly went back to single seaters and participated in the South American F3 championship in 1993. However, Gastón knew it was necessary to race in Europe, if he wanted to realize his F1 dream. So in 1994 he left Argentina and entered the Italian Formula 2000 series, which he won that same year. He would also race two rounds of the Italian F3 championship, before going through a full season in 1995. His results weren’t impressive, but he was able to obtain a F3000 race seat for 1996 and raced in this championship for 3 seasons.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

F1: Honoring the back of the grid, Kiesa

  Nicolas Kiesa

First race: 2003 German Grand Prix
Last race: 2003 Japanese Grand Prix
Grand Prix starts: 5
Best grid position: 18th, United States GP 2003
Best race finish: 11th, Japanese GP 2003

Nicolas Kiesa was born on March 3rd 1978 in Copenhagen (Denmark). He spent the first 8 years of his racing career in karting. This resulted in 6 championships (3 danish -,  2 FIA Viking -, and a Scandinavian karting championship) and more than a 160 trophies.

In 1998 Kiesa changed to single-seaters and took part in the British Formula Ford championship. The following year he competed once more in this championship and took the crown home. After this accomplishment Kiesa continued his career in the British and German F3 championships and in 2002 he joined the F3000 championship. One of the most remarkable moments in his F3000 career took place during the 2003 Monaco GP (see video below).   

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

My F1 Top 5: A little shaken, but i'm OK

Today L7M proudly present their first 'My Top 5'. At the moment this section will mostly consist off 'My F1 Top 5'. Todays title is 'A little shaken, but i'm ok. Meaning this Top 5 consist of drivers who crashed pretty hard, but could get out of the car pretty much unharmed. It could be that they were a little dizzy and offcourse felt some pain, but not so much that thay had too miss a qualifying or race.  


5. Jos Verstappen, Spa 1996

Bruce 'Nunchucks ping pong' Lee

Lee Jun-fan, 27 November 1940 - 20 July 1973, became known to the world as Bruce Lee. He was e.g. a martial arts instructor, founder of the Jeet Kune Do martial arts movement, actor, film director, film producer, screenwriter, and philosopher. Honestly this iconic figure needs no further introduction, but is it known that he used Nunchucks to play ping pong?



This video was part of a brilliant Nokia N96 Bruce Lee Edition Promo Campaign.
Yes, it's not real. Yes, it's old. However it's still a masterpiece and deserves to be in ling7mags entertainment section!

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

@realbrainfacts

Ladies and gentleman @realbrainfacts is online! 

http://twitter.com/#!/realbrainfacts

Sign up now and learn about the thing that's between your ears and hopefully functioning well.

You can expect tweets about random brain facts and we will try to keep it as simple as possible.


Brought to you by ling7mag (L7M)

Friday, July 8, 2011

Lay (The Crazy1)

Lay (The Crazy1) has joined ling7magazines (L7M) crew. We have put him in charge of running ling7magazines twitter page @ling7mag. Well to be honest putting in charge are the wrong words, since we sort of handed the twitter page to him. This means that he's free to post everyday stuff involving him and his thoughts. There are only 2 rules he needs to follow:
1) he makes sure he tweets about our site updates
2) he doesn't go tweet crazy, meaning keep the tweets in check (not more than +/- 7 tweets a day)

Furthermore, he will have his own section in ling7magazine. He says he will let his creative mind go to work and drop creative or funny articles, song lyrics, scripts etc etc. To sum up: whatever pops up in his mind. We will see how this works out, because Lay stands 4 La(z)y.

The only thing that L7M can say about Lay is that he's crazy, strange, and hilarious.

We hope this works out well and from now on this section, which carries his name for the obvious reasons, is his! We would like to say 'Lay blow us away'.

Dementia

Test

Lewis@theTherapist (parody)

T: Aw Lewis what a surprise. Simon or Martin sent you?

L: Does it matter!

T: No, so a rainy Silverstone. However let’s reflect on the last 3 races ok?

L: Monaco was a joke, an absolute frickin’ joke. Canada was obviously not good for either driver, we’ve looked at it and think it’s a racing incident. Then in Valencia I finished. We made some positive pit-stop improvements there.

T: Yeah let’s talk about Monaco real quick. You messed up!

L: All the tension just boiled up. I had some time to reflect and I feel it was just a bad weekend in the office. I apologized, I think it was the right thing for me to do and to be able to put everything behind me. I just try ….”


T: Lewis, i’m talking about you messing up Ali G’s Line! It’s ‘Is it cos I is black?’, NOT ‘maybe because I’m black’. That’s not what Ali G says! Quote him right man. (Lewis trying to interrupt) Nah hold up. I feel for ya.